KTHNXBAI!!!1

by Dekonstruct

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Black
New
Limit 15 per customer
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And We Feel Fine

Game over, man; it’s the end times. And it isn’t going to be pretty. Expect mass hysteria, total chaos, plagues of frogs and locusts. We’re talking blood in the streets, looting in the cities, panic at the disco. Our civilization will crumble, you hear? Brother will turn against brother! The social contract will be terminated without notice, and security will not escort you out of the building. Friends, this could get nasty.

On the other hand, we could just close the window. You know that M*A*S*H* theme about how “suicide is painless?” Well, the truth is the degree of painfulness varies widely depending on the method.

Designed by: dekonstruct, the designer of Angry Day, still available. Taking the two together, we’re starting to suspect this dekonstruct character is kind of angsty.

Wear this shirt: to the coming apocalypse. No sense getting blood, bile and radioactive ash all over your nicest suit, is there?

Don’t wear this shirt: The Day After.

This shirt tells the world: “A fatal exception has occurred.”

We call this color: And Then Everything Went Black

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White- 290C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
CireEdorelkrah
Last Wooter to Woot:
WhiteND36

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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KTHNXBAI!!!1 by Dekonstruct
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