Lantern Lights

by jasneko & bassanimation

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Apologies to Frances Langford

3rd place in Derby #133: The Chinese Zodiac, with 752 votes!

I saw the lantern lights
Prettily hanging from the ceiling
But just those lantern lights
Weren’t bright enough to see

Under the lantern lights
I strained my eyes attempting reading
The specials of the night
On the menu at Fu Lee

I can’t have seafood, and I don’t want MSG
But what’s in all this stuff? It’s way too dark to see

Hope this turns out alright
But man, I really can’t help fearing
That what I order might
Set off my allergies

Wear this shirt: during the Festival of Lights, the traditional time for lamps and for Chinese food.

Don’t wear this shirt: under black light unless you’ve given it a thorough lint-brushing. You’d be surprised how much fuzz accumulates on black shirts that you can’t ordinarily see.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m lampin’, I’m lampin’, I’m stone cold lampin’.”

We call this color: Could We Have A Table In The Black, Please?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
115C - 1495C - 7409C- 485C - 1535C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
alexbednarczyk
Last Wooter to Woot:
sealrain

Purchaser Experience

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  • 87% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Lantern Lights by jasneko & bassanimation
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