Larkitecture

by fivedoorsvt

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Baby Blue
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Careful, That’s A Load-Bearing Twig

1st place in Derby #108: Architecture, with 792 votes!

Building your own home? You don’t need a degree in swiftural wrengineering. Just draw up some bluebirdprints and get yourself a good wheelsparrow. It doesn’t have to be perfect, as long as your jaysts meet up with your raptors, your finchilation ducks are clear, and your toilets thrush. You could always hire a cardinaltractor to finch the job, but make sure he isn’t robin you blind. And keep in mind that it could take longer if his workers go on shrike.

Wear this shirt: at your love nest.

Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re watching the 1981 TV movie The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan’s Island. Why? Because nobody should ever watch the 1981 TV movie The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan’s Island.

This shirt tells the world: “Miss Larkson if you’re nesty.”

We call this color: Baby Blueprints.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 485C- 7455C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Larkitecture by fivedoorsvt
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