Let’s Get Sauced!

by Shirt.Woot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Navy
New
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Yo, in-laws! Let’s do this!

Now I appreciate you hosting and all, but let me show you how this is done.

Turkey schmurkey, where’s the booze? See, you people preaching “food” and “family” and “togetherness” are focused too much on the details. You’ve got to look at the big picture!

We’ve got a four-day weekend to get as blind drunk as possible before we’ve got to stumble back to work on Monday! That’s twice as long as we usually get! Spike the bird! Let’s get some stuffing shooters going here!

Honey, where are you going? I’m bonding with your family!

Wear this shirt: Nonstop starting on Thanksgiving and through leftover season until the gravy stains obscure it entirely.

Don’t wear this shirt: To Memorial Day. Cranberry sauce isn’t a big “Memorial Day” dish.

This shirt tells the world: “I have shirts for all the gluttonous holidays: Thanksgiving, St. Patrick’s Day, May Day…all of ‘em.”

We call this color: Fourth Thursday of Navyvember

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- 202 C - 200 C - White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 52.000s
First Sucker:
fpitrat2323
Last Wooter to Woot:
woooliz

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Let’s Get Sauced! by Shirt.Woot
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