Lust is Like a Flame

by theinfinityloop


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When Black Friday Comes

1st place in Derby #70: Seven Deadly Sins, with 860 votes!

The heart wants what it wants. There’s a reason you don’t hear a lot of power ballads about sloth or avarice. Would even the biggest glutton ever try to impress a gallon of ice cream by jumping between two moving cars? But guys wouldn’t even blink an eye for a pretty lady. And that’s because there’s no feeling in the world like the raw flames of passion.

But they call them raw flames for a reason. Some people get too close and get burned. Some people run out of wax too early. Some people find those awesome candles that burn from either end and also like other candles, sometimes three or four at once and maybe even in public! Man, when I was in college I had one that was totally… well, I digress. The point is, every flame burns differently, and no two are exactly the same.

We all know each candle can only burn for so long. Maybe you’ll be glad that you can finally go to bed. Maybe you’ll lean in close and try to keep it alive longer than you should. Just remember that the darkness is the reason the light is so special. And don’t be afraid to light another, and try again.

This shirt was designed by: theinfinityloop. And if someone would register the name “theinfinityplusoneloop” and start submitting designs, we would really get a kick out of it. You don’t even have to be good. We’ll vote for you just because of the name.

Wear this shirt: when some other jerkface site tries to win your affection. Don’t worry, baby. We know you love us best.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re terminating an employee. They probably won’t be in a mood to appreciate the clever joke you’re making.

This shirt tells the world: “Seems to me you lived your life like a candle on a shirt.”

We call this color: Black Magic Woman, You’re Gonna Make A Devil Out Of Me

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Pantone Colors:
Warm Gray 10c - 5415C - Warm Gray 3 - 195C - 7522C - 7410C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Lust is Like a Flame by theinfinityloop
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