Magic Death Ball

by oakenspirit

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Mythmaker, Mythmaker...

Consult the 8-Ball at Delphi 

Hepheta was the daughter of Kinge Argendon who ruled the island of Mitre, and there she fell in love with a young man named Ordannus. They were set to be wed, but one night Athena came to King Argendon in the form of an owl and asked, "O King -- do you entrust your many lands to this untested youth?" 

So the next day, King Argendon told Ordannus that he would allow the marriage only if the young man received the blessing of the 8-Ball at Delphi. Ordannus begrudgingly agreed, and formed a party of the island's doughtiest sailors to join him on his quest. 

In the seas they encountered many perils, and were swept from shore to shore by Neptune's wrath, for he (in cahoots with Athena), despised Ordannus, knowing him to be the son of brother Zeus who visited a mortal woman. But Ordannus was canny, and overcame the many travails set in his path. 

At last, his party decimated, he reach Delphi and approached the alter containing the famous 8-Ball. There he shook it mightily, calling aloud to the heavens, "Shall I, Ordannus, marry the fair Hepheta?" The sky shook with thunder as the answer emerged from the indigo murkiness: 

"Ask again later." 

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  9.51” x 9.51“
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4:  7.51” x 7.51”

Pantone Color(s): White - 305C - 660C - 428C - 430C - 432C

Shirt Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Pullover Hoodie

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
2X - S: 9.51” x 9.51“

Pantone Color(s): White - 305C - 660C - 428C - 430C - 432C

Hoodie Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 7.51” x 7.51”

Pantone Color(s): White - 305C - 660C - 428C - 430C - 432C

Tote Color: Black

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 50.889s
First Sucker:
sirthor
Last Wooter to Woot:
tlcoalson

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Magic Death Ball by oakenspirit
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