Man-Boy

by goopymart

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Black
New
Limit 15 per customer
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Inaction Figure

What better way to celebrate the launch of men's XXXL and women's XL shirts than by celebrating the demographic most interested in those sizes? So rejoice, those of you in the more-to-love crowd! Now you, too, can give us money we don't need in exchange for a shirt that you don't need. Some of you will buy one and add it to your regular wardrobe rotation. Some of you will only bust it out for sacred occasions, like conventions, gaming nights, and Grant Morrison's birthday. And a few of you - the truly committed - won't even take it out of its Shirt.Woot bag.

This shirt was designed by: Goopymart, aka cartoonist/illustrator/designer Will Guy, bka the creator of the infinitely popular Sea Chimp. Now you can start your hate mail "Dear Will" instead of "Dear body-fascists." Everybody appreciates the personal touch.

Wear this shirt: for three days at a time.

Don't wear this shirt: unless you're one of us. It's like how only black people can use, you know, that one word.

This shirt tells the world: "Hey, baby, I'm perfectly aware of my unappealing appearance and juvenile fixations. Doesn't that make me seem less repulsive? Please?"

We call this color: Black Is Slimming.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
rowdy25
Last Wooter to Woot:
jerrykimmel

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 10% second woot
  • 40% < 10 woots
  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 14% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Man-Boy by goopymart
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