“Come on, school bell. Ring. RING.”

Well, class, I hope you’ve all been practicing your color drills at home because, before we leave today, we’re going to have a quick pop quiz!

Ah, ah, ah! No groaning. You may find these exercises tedious now, but the next time you find yourself needing to hide in order to escape a bad situation, you’ll be thankful to have these skills, you mark my words. Now then, Camille, show me periwinkle. Good, good. Chester, I want you to show me chartreuse. No, Chester, that’s more lemon than chartreuse. Do you want to be some flying predator’s meal? Do you? Then let’s put a little more thought and effort into our hues, shall we?

Now, Cameron, if you’d please display a nice eggshell whi… Cameron? That’s strange. I could’ve sworn Cameron was just here. Did anyone see him leave?

Wear this shirt: when you just want to fade into the background.

Don’t wear this shirt: if people are always bumping into you and saying, “Oops! I didn’t see you there!”

This shirt tells the world: “Someone’s always got to be the class camouflager.”

We call this color: Silver Skin

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