Maybe She Won’t Notice

by Jakub Gruber

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Now You “C” Me, Now You Don’t

“Come on, school bell. Ring. RING.”

Well, class, I hope you’ve all been practicing your color drills at home because, before we leave today, we’re going to have a quick pop quiz!

Ah, ah, ah! No groaning. You may find these exercises tedious now, but the next time you find yourself needing to hide in order to escape a bad situation, you’ll be thankful to have these skills, you mark my words. Now then, Camille, show me periwinkle. Good, good. Chester, I want you to show me chartreuse. No, Chester, that’s more lemon than chartreuse. Do you want to be some flying predator’s meal? Do you? Then let’s put a little more thought and effort into our hues, shall we?

Now, Cameron, if you’d please display a nice eggshell whi… Cameron? That’s strange. I could’ve sworn Cameron was just here. Did anyone see him leave?

Wear this shirt: when you just want to fade into the background.

Don’t wear this shirt: if people are always bumping into you and saying, “Oops! I didn’t see you there!”

This shirt tells the world: “Someone’s always got to be the class camouflager.”

We call this color: Silver Skin

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 381C - 149C - 472C - 2915C - 483C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 25.000s
First Sucker:
cjdees154
Last Wooter to Woot:
dougluna64

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Maybe She Won’t Notice by Jakub Gruber
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