Meatatarian

by fablefire

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All In Good Taste

2nd place in Derby #228: Double-Take Derby 15, with 769 votes!

Mmm. Oh man, Peter, this is good. This is really good. Are you sure you don’t want a bite of this? ‘Cause, honestly, you’re missing out.

Look, I can tell by the way you’re looking at me you’re a little horrified. You’ve been indoctrinated by an old way of thinking, that’s all! I’m telling you, Peter, I don’t think I’m ever going back to carrots and lettuce after this. Radishes are a thing of the past for me. I saw that Monty Python movie where the bunny goes to town on a few knights and it changed my life, Pete. Changed. My. Life. It’s cow and pig and poultry from here on out. Maybe even zebra. Can a rabbit get zebra? ‘Cause if I can, I’m totally eating a zebra.

Come on, dude, knock off the staring thing and have a taste of this stuff, will ya? It’s called house… hosen… Yeah, hasenpfeffer! So you know about this and you’ve never tried it? I’m not sure what’s in it, but I’m pretty sure it’s chicken. Tastes like chicken, anyway.

Wear this shirt: when a plate of roasted veggies just won’t do.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it’s still pink in the middle when it gets to your table.

This shirt tells the world: “Bon appé-meat!”

We call this color: Grass-Fed

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7501C - 1235C - 1805C - 7743C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s
First Sucker:
cpxchewy
Last Wooter to Woot:
johnyfootball

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Meatatarian by fablefire
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