Molten Phoenix

by anemality

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A Common Misunderstanding

1st place in Derby #262: Gold, with 719 votes!

It was prophesied long ago that a majestic city would one day rise out of the dust and waste of a barren desert to become the most extraordinary metropolis in the history of humankind. This is the myth of Phoenix, Arizona.

They said that, when the great Phoenix came, it would sprawl out its suburbs and exurbs like the wings of a majestic bird. Like the burning of a million suns, it would be so hot as to be uninhabitable for human life seven months out of the year. It would draw its great power from nearby rivers, cooling itself relentlessly with air conditioning lest it burn away.

Unlike the other great cities of history: Babylon, Alexandria, Carthage and their ilk, the mighty Phoenix would be a vacuum of cultural achievement. Notable for neither its cuisine nor art scene, this shining beacon of life would instead excel at all-around mediocrity. Like the sterile sand from which it was born, nothing extraordinary at all would occur in this place.

However, it was also foretold by prophets ancient and obscure that this great city would burn out as quickly as it had arisen. Sages pointed specifically to the year 2008, and what has been translated as a "housing bauble" as the cause of its spectacular end.

Wear this shirt: in Flagstaff to really needle the locals.

Don't wear this shirt: between April and October (too hot).

This shirt tells the world: "I don't know anything about this 'Hellfire Club' of which you speak."

We call this color: Blackouts possible for the next month.

 

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Metallic Gold - White - 106C - 165C - 1795C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 23.999s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
danceswithvelociraptors

Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 34% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Molten Phoenix by anemality
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