Monalisaur

by David Creighton-Pester (a.k.a. WanderingBert)

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And Then He Ate The Whole Last Supper!

Talent is an herbivore. Genius is a predator.

Ask anyone in the art world. There’s nothing new left anywhere. And if there was, it wouldn’t sell. People don’t want something they’ve never seen before. They want something they’re used to, presented in an unexpected way.

If you want to be a pioneer, you’re just going to have to accept that you’ll be somewhere that no one else will ever be. Maybe once you’re dead, you’ll be remembered. But you’ll never get to enjoy it. And in the meantime, you’re still going to have to eat.

That’s the choice. Fight to get records made like a Scott Walker or feed on the ideas of others like a David Bowie. And don’t get too judgmental about those who make the second choice. Because hunting is an art all to itself, and only the strongest predators will ever get fat.

Wear this shirt: if you’re looking to be a talent scout for a major label. Make sure the kids know right off the bat what’s coming.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an asteroid. It’s rude. Plus you’ve already got your piece to enjoy.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s all been done.”

We call this color: Blackasaurus Rex. He’s coooooold blooded, dig?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
141C - 5777C - 7489C- 5743C - 1405C - 168C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s
First Sucker:
youngpatriot2
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Monalisaur by David Creighton-Pester (a.k.a. WanderingBert)
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