Monkeyshines

by Ian Leino

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Gorilla My Dreams

She was the dame that’d make anybody go bananas. If I had been smart, I’d have just brachiated away, but nobody ever told me I was smart. Too bad, cause somebody who thought himself an alpha male was looking to bring her into season. When he showed up with those two gorillas I knew there was gonna be trouble. “Aw, look how he holds the little stick, he’s just like people!” I sneered. “Are we gonna use sign language now?” That got them mad. But I already said. Nobody ever told me I was smart.

This shirt was designed by: Ashville, NC based Ian Leino, designer of our critically acclaimed but pirate-free-and-so-totally-ignored t-shirt “If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail”. He has made shirts for other popular t-shirt sites and has done work for KISS, Green Day and The Doors. But strangely, not Peter Tork.

Wear this shirt: When you’re walking down the street, a bonobo on each arm, and not a care in the world.

Don’t wear this shirt: The monkey house at the zoo. It’s a clear challenge for dominance and you don’t want to force the pack leader into an unjust war.

This shirt tells the world: “You didn’t see, speak, or hear no evil, you understand, pal?”

We call this color: Silverblack

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone Cool Gray C- 272C- 16C- 466C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
Burrfoot
Last Wooter to Woot:
AK47JESSE

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Monkeyshines by Ian Leino
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