MONSTER HUNTER
by Drakxxx
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Is that what they’re saying about me now? That I picked up a spear and slew a giant dragon-monster-thing that had been terrorizing the town and setting everything on fire? Wow. I mean, the adulation is nice, but I gotta say, that’s just not how it went down.
For one thing, it wasn’t a dragon. It was a raccoon. And it hadn’t set the town on fire. It didn’t do anything more terrifying than eat a few squashes from the village farm plot. And there wasn’t any epic, life-or-death confrontation involving spears and talons. I just found it asleep one afternoon and dropped a rock on it. A shame, but it had to be done. Just one of the dirty little jobs of farm life. Made pretty good soup out of him, but still, nothing to paint a buffalo skin over, that’s for sure.
It’s true what they say. You never realize how ridiculous most legends are until you’re in one.
Wear this shirt: when you’re heroically slaying evil monsters from the safety of your DM’s kitchen table.
Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re actually hunting, unless you apply some orange reflective tape.
This shirt tells the world: “I was born several millennia too late.”
We call this color: Lo, Praise Of The Prowess Of Brown.
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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