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My Eyes Are Up Here

by Adam Koford (aka Apelad)

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Snailed it

Where are you looking, weirdo?

Oh, sorry there, Snail. I know it probably looks like I'm ogling you but I'm not. I simply was looking past you, at a detail over your shoulder. No, don't turn and look. It's gone, but it was certainly there. 

Don't worry about what it was. Just know that it was there and that I wasn't staring at your perfectly round firm shell, spiraling further and further down like some sort of infinite staircase that I could get lost on forever. And I sure wouldn't have been looking at your soft neck, extending out of your shell towards me as if your face is reaching out to meet mine. And of course, I wouldn't be looking at the long, glistening trail you left behind, the only bit of you that will remain when you go from here.

So, yeah. I was just looking at… something else.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL -WL: 11.86” x 7.75”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 5.88”

Pantone Colors: Black - 2727C - 381C - 583C - 133C - 385C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 16.552s
First Sucker:
theco2
Last Wooter to Woot:
Emileva

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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My Eyes Are Up Here by Adam Koford (aka Apelad)
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.