My Favorite Things

by Alex Solis

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Don’t Tell Me Truth Hurts, Little Girl

You are 2.29 going on 2.43, I’ll take care of you

Dinosaur bones that once roamed in the forest
An alien that might have inspired Horus
Postmen with letters that never got sent
This is why we’re thinking about pavement

Cyclops and genie and Venus DeMilo
Is that the Grail? Hey, hell if I know
That treasure’d be nice but he always will growl
If we come around with a bucket and trowel

Fire hydrants
That’s where they went
They’re under the ground
Sure he’s really cute
And a good dog too boot
But we’re just scared to let him out!

Wear this shirt: if you’re an archeologist. Or a vet. Or a half vet half archeologist.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect to be an underground sensation. It’s too high profile.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m like an iceberg, baby, the good stuff’s under the surface.”

We call this color: Dirty Brown

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 7C- Cool Gray 10C - 1807C- 7504C - 7532C - Black 4C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
sethyroth
Last Wooter to Woot:
jamnut

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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My Favorite Things by Alex Solis
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