Mysterious Leader

by wirdou

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Eat Your Hearts Out!

2nd Place in Derby #308: Orwellian, with 174 votes!

OMG! I can't believe this! Us! We're the chosen ones! Chosen to meet the Mysterious Leader!  

"Yeah. It's cool."

You don't sound so excited. What's wrong?

"Oh, I don't know. I guess I'm just nervous…"

Well, of course you are! This is every young cookie's dream, man!

"No, not like that. I'm worried."

Why would you be worried? We're the chosen ones! We got it made! 

"Yeah, I guess you're right. I need to chill out."

Totally. Now, here. Help me with all this milk.

"What? Milk?"

Yeah, the Mysterious Leader says he needs this for after his meeting with us.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  14.64” x 10.03“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.50” x 7.87“
K6 - K4:  9.00” x 6.16”

Pantone Color(s): White - Black - 476C - 7505C - 3035C - Cool Gray 9C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 47.118s
First Sucker:
thecrowfairytale
Last Wooter to Woot:
melissango

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Mysterious Leader by wirdou
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