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Need for Speed

by ramyb

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It’s Not Rocket Sci- Oh, Wait

3rd place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 780 votes!

Some people say that turtles just aren’t meant to go fast. That moving slow is an essential part of what it means to be a turtle. When we use speed-enhancing equipment, they say, we deny our essential turtlehood. Forcing our unique turtle-selves into someone else’s paradigm is a recipe for cultural genocide and only helps those who wish to obliterate our distinctive turtle identities, the argument goes.

You know what I say to that?

VRRRRROOOOOOOOM!

Wear this shirt: several sizes too small, to aerodynamically streamline your body.

Don’t wear this shirt: at speeds above 17,500 mph. The friction will burn it up. And you.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t care if that rabbit takes a nap or not.”

We call this color: 3… 2… 1… Black-Off.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1365C - 443C - 433C - 7488C - 350C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 33.000s
First Sucker:
diddly64
Last Wooter to Woot:
crgsndrs

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Need for Speed by ramyb
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.