Hey, when it went all Cloverfield I just ran out the back. I didn’t want to talk to the cops. I was still flyin’ high, if you follow me. I just ran to the fire escape and climbed up to the roof. They kept yelling down on the street about how there were too many different stories but I was lookin’ up, and there was this plane up in the sky, it looked just like the one my grandfather flew. This real old, classy plane. I thought I was dreamin’ it. There were these these trails behind it, too. I threw some Orbital on my Zune and just blissed out till morning. It was like a four dimensional white picket fence. I was in the temporal suburbs, man, I was free.

This shirt was designed by: MAKI Design Studio, a small design and illustration studio based in The Netherlands run by Kim and Matthijs. They describe themselves as “wacky, edgy, humorous, urban and intelligent” So it’s like an Ikea right on your chest!

Wear this shirt: if you work for Spaghetti Airlines. You know the one. “We’re hungry to fly and it shows!”

Don’t wear this shirt: to the International White Chocolate Covered Pretzel convention. They’ll never understand the plane.

This shirt tells the world: “There’s a reason we don’t skywrite Feynman diagrams.”

We call this color: Stop Picking Asphalt We’re Running Out Of Jokes

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