Ninja By Night

by spiritgreen

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...of 26 tees in
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"Gary, where’s the Flaunting Carrot?"

"You mean the large carrot that you routinely display as a symbol of disdain for rabbits, Harold? That Flaunting Carrot?"

"That’s correct, Gary. You know my hatred for rabbits runs deep."

"I do, indeed, Harold. Why, I remember only earlier today when you spoke at length about your contempt for bunnies."

"I did, Gary. Thank you for remembering."

"You said, 'I hate their little tails and their arrogance'."

"Again, Gary, your memory is impeccable. Yes, I realize that my status as a highly-evolved human means nitpicking about the habits of rabbits seems peculiar, but it’s simply something I cannot stand."

"Well, Harold, we all have our peeves. Anyway, I’m afraid I don’t know what happened to your Flaunting Carrot this evening."

"Very mysterious, Gary. Ah, well. It was, in actuality, only a large carrot that I had appropriated for use as a symbolic Flaunting Carrot. I’ll simply replace it with another large carrot for flaunting."

"Excellent idea, Harold."

"Thank you, Gary. Gosh, I know I speak of the topic frequently, but I’d just like to reiterate how much I dislike rabbits. I abhor their fuzzy ears and I hold their political views in great disregard."

"Fair enough, Harold."

Thump. Thump. Thwoop. Gag.

"Harold…?"

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 16.2”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 9.6” x 13”

Pantone Colors: 
Glow In The Dark - White - 726c - 715c - 360c - Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.886s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 23% < 10 woots
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  • 32% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ninja By Night by spiritgreen
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