NO. Face

by dannmatthews

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Tee
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Black
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Hack The Mainframe

It's just like the movie "Hackers" but with hairballs 

They said "How can a cat join an international hacking syndicate?" They thought that just because I lacked fingers (for typing), an advanced cognitive apparatus, and any formal software training that I couldn't make it as an "Anonymous" hacker, but…

HACK HACK HACK … excuse me, I … HACK HACK. I seem to have something caught in my throa--HACKHACKHACKHACKGULPHACKHACKHACK. 

What's that? You want me to move off your rug? Don't worry about it, I think I'm fine I just need to HACKHACKHACK ugh HACK. 

What was I saying? Oh yeah! Nobody believed I could make it as a hacker…

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 10.17” x 10.26” 
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  8” x 8.07”

Pantone Color(s): White - 666C - Cool Gray 2C - Cool Gray 11C 

Shirt Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Pullover Hoodie

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 10.17” x 10.26” ​

Pantone Color(s): White - 666C - Cool Gray 2C - Cool Gray 11C 

Hoodie Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8” x 8.07”

Pantone Color(s): White - 666C - Cool Gray 2C - Cool Gray 11C 

Tote Color: Black

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
20m 46.443s
First Sucker:
Feyrithe
Last Wooter to Woot:
Konalicious

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

4%
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3%
7%
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6%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
3%
82%
1%
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1%
6%
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Woots by State

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NO. Face by dannmatthews
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.