No Pun Intended

by Guillermo Piva aka willypiva

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Groovy As A Vinyl Record

Wow, man, flashback! Remember that time in like, ‘76, when we had some of that special stuff and you and Kelly were all “Hey, we’re really hungry” and Jessie was like “Yeah, we gotta a bunch of us here, let’s make some spaghetti.” and I was all “Whoa, Jessie, that’s using your noodle!” and then we all got really quiet because all of a sudden it was four hours later and we had this table full of food, and we could see what it was spelling out, man, like it knew what we said. Jessie was too freaked to eat it but Kelly was outta sight, she had her shirt off and was letting it fall down her face like a little kid, just laughing even though Jessie kept saying “No, man, it’s alive, man, it’s sentient, man, it knows us, man, it heard us talking!” I took him in the other room where we kept that pancake that looked like Jim Morrison and it calmed him down a little. But there wasn’t any food when I got back. It felt like I was hungry for a month. Huge bummer, man. Hey, you wanna split a pizza?

This shirt was designed by: Guillermo Piva aka willypiva, a 22 year old from Argentina. Fun fact: it was an Argentinian named Raul Pateras Pescara that demonstrated the first stable helicopter. Isn’t learning that better than another dumb Evita joke?

Wear this shirt: because it looks pretty. People will admire your choice in clothing and offer you work and beautiful companions.

Don’t wear this shirt: To a Sci-Fi/Fantasy convention. There, every pun is intended.

This shirt tells the world: “WHERE ARE MY BEAUTIFUL COMPANIONS, YOU JERKS

We call this color: Orange Sunshine

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone Black C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
  • These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 5% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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No Pun Intended by Guillermo Piva aka willypiva
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