None Shall Pass

by Walmazan

$11.00$14.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 05 - Jul 10
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 30
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make like a tree and just stand there

1st place in Derby #470: Trees and leaves with 161 votes!

Tree-based idioms interpreted for all

Can’t see the forest for the trees - “You’re being totally myopic.”

Money doesn’t grow on trees - “Stop asking for a loan, Dave. Get your life together.”

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree - “You’re just like your father: A massive disappointment.”

You can’t shave a tree if it’s snowing in June - “That lady’s shoe just got stuck in a grate.”

It’s a tree with blood for sap - “I’d like to dispute a bogus charge on my cable bill.”

Quieter than a sneezing tree - “I made you an origami penguin.”

Looking for a burrito in a lemon tree - “I really want a burrito.”

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 43.229s
First Sucker:
legohog
Last Wooter to Woot:
craigdusher

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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None Shall Pass by Walmazan
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