Not Your Father's Sports Drink

by Oneshoeoff

$10.00$13.00

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 07 - Apr 12
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Apr 05
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#6
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

2nd place in Derby #583: Exercise!

EXT: A hot summer's day. LUKE is on a JET SKI. It shakes and LUKE falls off. Two BIKINI GIRLS laugh. PREP THE HUTT  points and goes HO HO HO. LUKE is angry. Then OLD BENJI whistles. LUKE looks. OLD BENJI throws a sports drink to LUKE. The BIKINI GIRLS looks shocked. LUKE uses THE FORCE to levitate back onto the JET SKI. PREP THE HUTT's jaw drops. OLD BENJI gives a thumbs up to LUKE. LUKE gives a thumbs up to the camera. TITLES.

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Features

Standard Brand:
  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.557s
First Sucker:
inthekitchenbitchin
Last Wooter to Woot:
c1gord27

Purchaser Experience

  • 10% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 21% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 40% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Not Your Father's Sports Drink by Oneshoeoff
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