Nyctophobia

by DianaSprinkle

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Maybe It’s Just A Phase

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“You have to stop worrying over him so much, Vlad. Bruce is fine.”

“Are you sure? Were you afraid of the dark when you were little? I know I certainly wasn’t. You don’t think it was something we did that made him this way, do you? Did we fail him somehow?”

“Oh, stop. He’s perfect, night light or no. You worry too much.”

“And what if he doesn’t? What if he always needs that silly night light or, worse, what if he’s DIURNAL, Mina?”

“Oh, stop. Will you relax? You’re obsessing over nothing. He’s too little to be anything but perfect. Now stop being a pest and go echo-locate us something to eat for tomorrow’s dinner.”

Wear this shirt: when something goes bump in the night.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re photophobic.

This shirt tells the world: “Sure, he might be scared of the dark. OR, he might be the cleverest little bat in the world once the bugs begin to gather.”

We call this color: Not So Nocturnal Navy

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 5527C - 2708C - 721C - Warm Gray 9C - 411C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Nyctophobia by DianaSprinkle
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