Octo-Tree

by Aunt Spray

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 10 - May 15
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery May 08
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Eight

8 Tentacles? That's a bit confusing.

Oh octopus, great octopus!

"Yes, my disciple?"

Tell me how your tentacles are so bountiful.

"Ummm, they're actually called eightacles."

What?

"Yeah, there aren't ten of them. There are eight. Eightacles."

I didn't think that it mattered the number, oh, beloved octopus.

"Well, umm, it matters to me. Eightacles."

Okay, okay. I get it.

"Oh, you get it? You think you know what it's like to have tentacles?"

You just said tentacles.

"I can say whatever I want about them. I'm the one who has them."

You're being a jerk about it now.

"No, you are."

No, you are.

"Um, everyone who thinks I'm being a jerk, raise a tentacle. Now, how about everyone who thinks this other guy is being a jerk? Wow, I counted 8 tentacles to 0 in favor of you being the jerk."

I hate you.

"Sounds like Mr. Grumpy needs a little tickling!"

STOP IT, STOP IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I can't stay mad at you.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 46.886s
First Sucker:
mendoman
Last Wooter to Woot:
suebeeone

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Octo-Tree by Aunt Spray
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