Oh Deer

by Tang Yau Hoong

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Whether starring in our animated feature films, filling our bellies, or staring out in taxidermied silence from the walls of our cabins, deer give so much and ask so little in return. And not just because they can’t talk. Isn’t it time you paid some sort of tribute to this gentlest and most graceful of beasts? Inspired by the Chinese art of paper cutting known as jianzhi, the otherworldly beauty of this antlered-up shirt just might convince some of those exurban subdivision-dwellers out there not to put poison out for the deer who happen to wander by. It’s like, dude, you moved into their neighborhood – so what if they eat a few geraniums?

This shirt was designed by: Tang Yau Hoong, whom we spotted early one morning drinking from a pond in the forest. We had to approach him very slowly so he wouldn’t run away.

Wear this shirt: over your breasts to give new meaning to the term “deer on the headlights.” Wait, what? It’s actually “deer in the headlights”? Enh, close enough.

Don’t wear this shirt: where Ted Nugent can see, unless you’d like an arrow in the gut.

This shirt tells the world: “Even nature’s meekest, mildest creatures can look really creepy.”

We call this color: Twelve-Point Cranberry.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7401C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Oh Deer by Tang Yau Hoong
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