Oh the Places

by Kellabell9

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Mordorin’, what’s your price for plight?

Thanks for tuning in to the Mordor Casino and Resort Channel! Coming up, we’ll talk about some of the most popular attractions and amenities right here at Middle Earth’s deadliest vacation hotspot.

Hey, fitness geeks: Get your workout on at in our state of the art gym, OR if you’re the outdoorsy type, consider summiting one of our many horrifying mountains.

You’re gonna work up an appetite, and that’s why we’ve got a fine selection of restaurants for every kind of craving. We recommend Taters bar & grill! Boiled, mashed, or stuck in a stew, if you love potatoes, you’re gonna love the place! If you hate potatoes, it’s gonna suck.

Thirsty? Swing by Sauron’s for a frosty beverage. Hopefully he won’t be home.

If you’re in the mood for a little retail therapy, how ‘bout a visit to our fine jewelers? Try on a ring, perhaps! AND THEN NEVER EVER LEAVE.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!