Oh Well

by Paul Hornschemeier

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Shrugs, Not Drugs

Let's hear it for numb, passive acceptance! Schubert believes in nothing and cares about nothing, including whether his pet Anaximenes is a cat or a dog. Together, their can't-do spirit gets them into all sorts of scraps and scrapes, to which Schubert shrugs indifferently. Yet, we wonder: would his apathy extend to the barber's chair? Bro's sporting a pretty razor-sharp coif, for a nihilist.

This shirt was designed by: Chicago-via-Cincinnati cartoonsmith Paul Hornschemeier draws Forlorn Funnies and reports News and Headlice. His creations Schubert and Anaximenes will soon appear in book form, if they can be bothered.

Wear this shirt: to manage the expectations of potential mates.

Don't wear this shirt: to tour a concentration camp, Indian massacre site, or other historical tragedy tourist attraction.

This shirt tells the world: "When life gives you lemons, take a nap."

We call this color: In The Navy, Out Of The Navy, What's The Difference?






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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Oh Well by Paul Hornschemeier
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