Optimistic Courtship

by sekiyoku

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Cat’s A Blanca

You must remember this. A fish is still a fish.

1st place in Derby #80: Double-Take Derby 4, with 838 votes!

“I almost didn’t come.”

“Why did you?”

“I don’t know. I can’t relax. I feel like I should just run out of here right now.”

“I wouldn’t chase you. Even though instinctually I’m bred for that.”

“I know you are, it’s one of the things I lo… oh, Puddles, I’ve missed you. I’ve missed you every day.”

“After you left… it took me a long time to-”

“I wanted to be there, Puddles! Oh, I wanted to be there with all of my heart! When I heard that train whistle I locked myself in my cat carrier and cried for days. I never stopped thinking about you, Puddles. Never.”

“But, your husband.”

“My husband. He’s a good man, Puddles. He takes care of me. Some days I even love him back. He needs me, Puddles. But tomorrow, when the plane comes… I can’t…”

“Have a drink. I poured you this saucerful.”

“You remembered.”

“I never forgot. Do you ever think about-”

”-the way we met? You were so young then, Puddles. So innocent. A puppy. You didn’t even know what to do. The way you tumbled over yourself to impress me. And now, here you are. So hard. So alone. Like a wolf in the forest. But I can still see that puppy in your eyes when you look at me. Those loyal, loving eyes that meant the world to me then.”

“I never thought I’d see you again.”

“Puddles, I… tomorrow, I… I don’t think I’m strong enough to say goodbye again. I can’t leave. Not now, not you. I don’t care what happens to the world. As long as we’re together. I won’t leave you again, Puddles. I won’t leave you again.”

Wear this shirt: when it’s raining outside. You’ll blend in.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re standing next to someone wearing this shirt. They’re both kind of sweet by themselves, but would be really creepy to see them side by side. Like, go back inside and find someone to walk with you even though it was broad daylight outside kind of creepy.

This shirt tells the world: “The greatest love of your life might be starting right now.”

We call this color: “I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore Baby Blue.”

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 474C - 728C- 7524C - 1785C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 24.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Optimistic Courtship by sekiyoku
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