The lungs want what they want.

“What is it, Doctor? Why did you call me in?”

“Well, I’m looking at your charts… and I must say, your lungs are in great shape, I’ve never seen a pair of lungs that seemed closer…”

“Yeah, they high five all the time, it’s pretty cool.”

”...but… well, there’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll get right to it. You seem to have… a ghost in your torso. Right in the middle.”

“A g-g-g-ghost?”

“Or a shmoo, could be a shmoo. Or one of those blobs from the Herculoids. There’s no need to panic yet, it could be just one of those things. Even still, it seems like your other organs are leaving.”

“Like in Amityville Horror?”

“Maybe, but it’s really too soon to say. I’d like to begin running some tests.”

Wear this shirt: if you’re anyone who had a heart.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a kidney fan. We don’t know why Mitch left them out. We’re sure it was just an oversight.

This shirt tells the world: “Even a slim goodbody can cry.”

We call this color: Baby Blue Blood

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