Sprechen sie Schwarz Rede?
The Bavarian festival may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t play another rousing game of ORK! OR! GERMAN!
Riding a boar:
THAT’S AN ORK!
Lives in Central Europe:
THAT’S A GERMAN!
Lives in Middle Earth:
THAT’S AN ORK!
Participates in Love Parade:
THAT’S A GERMAN!
Invents torturous murder machines:
THAT’S AN ORK, SILLY! WHY DID YOU HESITATE? CHECK THE MISTY MOUNTAINS FOR CONTEXT.
Speaks Tolkien Black Speech:
THAT’S AN ORK!
Notoriously efficient:
THAT’S A GERMAN!
Violent and hateful:
THAT’S AN ORK! AGAIN, YOU’RE EXPECTING US TO MAKE A CERTAIN INSINUATION HERE AND THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING.
Speaks German:
THAT’S A GERMAN!
Works at SeaWorld:
THAT’S AN ORCA!
Makers of fine automobiles:
THAT’S A GERMAN!
Bred from the heats and slimes of the earth:
THAT’S AN ORK! OR FLORIDA!
Conan Stevens:
BOTH!
Thanks for playing!
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