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Our Grass is Always Greener

by jessisima

$15.00
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The Farther Side

We're not gonna lie to you -- the Other Side is pretty freakin' sweet

They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but who cares about grass? What has grass ever done for you, and who cares if it's green? These are the really amazing features of the Other Side: 

  • The bass drop is always filthier 
  • The ranch-flavored tortilla chips are always zestier
  • The median income is always higher
  • The Shirt.Woot designs are always funnier
  • The action sequences are always edge-of-your-seatier 
  • The shirtless men are always beefcakier 
  • The superlatives are always better
  • The hedgehogs are always cuter
  • The heaping helpings are always healthier 
  • The sax solos are always groovier

But you have to balance that against the fact that, on the Other Side: 

  • The grass is always pointier
  • The noodles are always soggier
  • The step-mom is always peppier 

And it's all the way over there.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 12.00” x 11.95”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 8.97”

Pantone Color(s): 350C - 5487C - 621C - 622C - 614C - 7490C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 26.228s
First Sucker:
wettails
Last Wooter to Woot:
yarmiganosca

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Our Grass is Always Greener by jessisima
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.