Out of Office Reply

by Matt Palmer

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Take A Meeting And Shove It

What’s the difference between management and the rest of us? When we don’t feel like doing our work, we have to surf the web on the sly, or walk really slowly to the bathroom and back. When managers don’t feel like working, they can always call a meeting.

This shirt was designed by: Matt Palmer, whose online bio says “Matt’s originality, flair and technical ability combine with an affable nature and a highly developed work ethic to make him invaluable to any client.” In this case, you guys are the client – how’d he do?

Wear this shirt: after you form a subcommittee to assess potential shirt-related outcomes and coordinate action items from all the major stakeholders into a report that will be presented to the larger committee (which you will also need to form) so it can determine whether the shirt proposal merits further study.

Don’t wear this shirt: to any of those meetings, unless you sew a collar onto it first.

This shirt tells the world: “We can hold a meeting, or we can get some work done, but not both at the same time.”

We call this color: Conference Room Red.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
181C - 4685C 487C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Out of Office Reply by Matt Palmer
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