Paint it Black

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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1st Place in Derby #319: Song Titles Reinterpreted, with 235 votes!

"Hey, what time is it?" 

"9:30, why?" 

"It's still light outside."

"Oh yeah, you're right. That's Melissa's thing, right?" 

"I think so. Is Melissa out of the office today?" 

"Lemme check. Yeah, she's out all week! Who's covering for her?" 

"I have no idea. Maybe we can do it?" 

"Yeah, right? Seems like it shouldn't be so hard. I'll grab some paint and buckets." 

"Great. I'll get the scaffolding. Did Melissa leave a SOP for when she's out? Want to make sure we're not stepping on any toes." 

"I don't see anything in the shared folder." 

"All right, we'll just wing it. Let me… uh oh." 

"?"

"I just spilled nighttime all over Dan's computer." 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL -WL: 15.50” x 19.38”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.59” x 14.50”
K6 - K4:  9.00” x 11.25”

Pantone Colors: White - 7486C - 3375C - 2727C - 298C Blue

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 44.883s
First Sucker:
saeculorum
Last Wooter to Woot:
halcyon00

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Paint it Black by patrickspens
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