Panda loves ballet

by soldoutd

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Penguin Fans: All Is Forgiven

You go through life thinking you’re invulnerable, hard as nails, impervious to mushy feelings. Then along comes a dancing panda and her bunny-rabbit friend.

Sometimes we get bummed about the way that Derby voters favor the cute and cuddly over the sharp and bold. But when they reject a cute design that we actually like, we just have to go rescue it from the scrapheap. How could we cast a poor, innocent shirt like this out into the wilderness all on its own? It’s not like we don’t know our biological impulse to defend the cute is being manipulated – we just don’t care.

Wear this shirt: to your Ultimate Fighting bouts, just to mess with their heads.

Don’t wear this shirt: with your tutu, unless you’re going all the way and adding a tiara, fairy wings, toe shoes, and a magic wand. You really have to own that look or it doesn’t work.

This shirt tells the world: “Human ballerinas just aren’t adorable enough for me.”

We call this color: Tublue.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 4C- 1788C - 535C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
jkash0702
Last Wooter to Woot:
danddsub

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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Panda loves ballet by soldoutd
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