Pandamonium

by mikiekwoods

$11.00$14.00

Printed to order

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Navy
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 19
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Dec 12
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bamboozled

well this is familiar.

You wonder why we’re angry? Where to begin?! We’re former carnivores and now we have to spend like 14 hours a day eating plants - think about that. What if you had to eat salad 14 hours a day, every day, for the rest of your life? Yeah, that would suck, wouldn’t it?? You think we’ve got time for ANYTHING else? You think we’re able to squeeze in an hour for freakin’ ZUMBA? Nope. We barely have the energy for, you know, the bedroom. So most of us just hang out in your zoos, staring at the SAME CELLMATE day in and day out, while children smash their sticky faces against the glass and bored writers watch us on webcams. LIFE STINKS. We’ve had enough. We’re taking over. We’re gonna seize your city. We’re gonna requisition your banks and your grocery stores and your offices. We’re gonna wear your suits. We’re gonna eat your Fatburger. IT’S ALL OURS NOW. Hope you like bamboo.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 47.007s
First Sucker:
mexxbear
Last Wooter to Woot:
cidrasaurus

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Pandamonium by mikiekwoods
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.