Do animals see beauty? Are the delicate blossoms on this branch anything more to this bird than a mere biological fact? What's going on in that oriole-like brain? Alas, until Eddie Murphy remembers how to talk to animals, we're left wondering. At least we've got this lovely shirt to wear in the meantime - if you can't have wisdom, settle for nice clothes.

This shirt was designed by: Chilean designer and "proud nerd" Felipe Gaona, the first Shirt.Woot contributor from the Southern Hemisphere. Like so many other budding child artists, his first illustration subject was Garfield. He's matured a little since then, as you can see at his deviantART page. But not too much.

Wear this shirt: to perplex your ornithologist friends with this nonexistent bird species.

Don't wear this shirt: for camouflage in the forest. That one tree branch isn't going to help much.

This shirt tells the world: "My spirit is as free as a bird, but only a bird that isn't flying."

We call this color: Oriole Gray.

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