Third place in Derby #39: Motion, with 731 votes!

Ah, the laws of physics. Even the most powerful executive is humbled by them. Look upon the illustrated representation of a power that is so strong, even the oil companies fail to control it.

Sadly, like all power struggles, it is the people on the ends who control how it starts and stops, and it the poor soul in the middle who can do nothing but transfer the vibrations as best he can and wish he understood what it was all about. We salute you, middle sphere. For it is you who give the most, yet receive the least.

This shirt was designed by: sokowa, who is actually planning an entire line of clothing around these little guys. You’ll have wristbands, shoelaces, hats, even a belt! Look for 2009 to be the Year Of The Wackin’ Balls.

Wear this shirt: when you’ve got an important interview to be vice president of a big company with offices all over the world. They’ll respect how relaxed you are and will be very impressed at your balls.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the manner we just mentioned above. What are you, insane? We sell t-shirts for a living, what do we know about getting a day job? That’s like asking a Buddhist monk for investment tips.

This shirt tells the world: “If I do this enough I might get a golden parachute!”

We call this color: It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue

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