Pet Food

by Emily Kuznia

$18.00 + free shipping

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

Color Kelly Green

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Yelp Review: Roy’s Pets and Supplies

(3 stars)

Really delicious, buffet-style food. A lot of places focus too much on making something new and interesting; they’re all about the spices and the cooking. Roy’s, on the other hand, is a back-to-basics, breath of fresh air. And they know how to cook something rare! We’re talking REALLY pink in the middle, just the way I like it!

Only reason it doesn’t get a five star is a) limited seating and b) the service. It was like they hated us! Case in point: my wife finished off the Dalmatian that they had out, so I went to the front to ask them to refill it. The woman behind the counter just yelled and yelled! It was like we had committed a crime! After that, I just tried to pay and leave, but she wouldn’t take my money!

But don’t let that turn you off. I’m sure that, once they work the kinks out, this will be the go-to eatery in town!

Wear this shirt: if you’re the dog now, man!

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Humane Society.

This shirt tells the world: “I may look nice, but I’m an animal on the inside.”

We call this color: Kelly Green, or the exact same color as the delicious mint-canine flavored Sham-Rex Shake.

Features

Pantone Colors:
7506C - 7509C - 7516C - 1375C - Warm Red C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

91% bought 1
8% bought 2
1% bought 3

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 52.000s

First Sucker:: towerspace

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 52.000s

First Sucker:: towerspace

Last Wooter to Woot:: sr08

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
91% second woot
9% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

6% joined today
1% one week old
5% one month old
23% one year old
64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

91% bought 1
8% bought 2
1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
11%	4%	3%	1%	1%	2%	4%	5%	6%	8%	6%	6%	6%	3%	4%	3%	3%	3%	2%	3%	4%	4%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
1%	1%	1%	91%	3%	1%	1%

Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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bpeterson82 says, "Sorry, the Kittyburger kills this for me. Just can't do it!"
12:01 AM, 10/20/2011
calanthium enjoys the motivation, "Finally....a shirt that makes dieting easy. It put me right off eating."
7:53 AM, 10/20/2011
vgilpin takes a vegan perspective...
6:44 AM, 10/20/2011
j5 thinks the fish might actually be Koi-ca-cola. Yep...we TRICK OR TREAT! puns....
7:54 AM, 10/20/2011
Assassin15 replaces the cat with a very tasty little piggy.
12:17 AM, 10/20/2011
kbsig106 questions the dietary value of this meal,"Is this a balanced meal?"
6:52 AM, 10/20/2011
crapface speculates, "My coworkers and I have a theory that the more animals that died for your meal, the better it tastes."
10:01 AM, 10/20/2011
DarthNinja summons the ghost of Rimshots Past.
12:01 AM, 10/20/2011
bpcox joins hot dog enthusiasts everywhere, "I would buy this except that I am offended by the thought of ketchup on a hot dog."
12:11 AM, 10/20/2011
smklung asks, "I get the hot dog and the chicken nuggets, but catburger? whats that about?"
12:04 AM, 10/20/2011
[ARTIST] kinzoku is amused at all y'all. "Haha, you guys can read into it all you want, but it's really just a word pun shirt."
9:15 AM, 10/20/2011
xpenguin helps us find our lawyers, "I hope PETA doesn't get sight of this."
12:22 AM, 10/20/2011
zelucifer speculates, "Or its a reference to Catsup (aka Ketchup)"
12:10 AM, 10/20/2011
zekecatz ponders the kitteh, "I can haz cheeseburger reversal."
12:05 AM, 10/20/2011
Zippy The Pinhead says, "The kitten & puppy both look like they are 'in-bread'."
6:54 AM, 10/20/2011
[ARTIST] kinzoku doesn't regret making animals food and also gives thanks, "Thank you, Woot, and thank you to the buyers!"
6:46 AM, 10/20/2011
jeanerz13 wonders, "why is the fish the only one that looks unhappy?"
12:02 AM, 10/20/2011
Buschbaby is buying it to continue the relentless teasing of her husband.
1:36 PM, 10/20/2011

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