Pinball Wizard

by Ben Douglass & Evan Ferstenfeld

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Royal Blue
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Guys, this is officially a Fellowship of Fun!

Karaoke, drinks, and now an arcade. You guys are the best!

Man, when I took on the carrying of this ring I thought it’d be all tromping through the woods and tossing things into volcanoes. I had no idea we’d be partying the whole time! Man, I haven’t done a power hour since I was a sophomore at Shire A&M!

We need to do this every night of this trip, guys! Oh man, it’s gonna be so awesome. I’m going to get another round of those Fuzzy Dwarf Nipple shots! You guys are the best fellowship a hobbit could ever hope for, you know that? This whole excursion is just going to be awesome! I’m talkin’ beers, girls, that weird stuff we all smoked out of the wizard’s pipe, and no hassles, am I right?

Guys?

What happened? Why’s everyone so serious all of a sudden? What happened to no hassles?

No hassles. Right?

Wear this shirt: To your first-AND-second-cousin-once-removed’s eleventy-first birthday party.

Don’t wear this shirt: Around wraiths of any kind.

This shirt tells the world: “The hidden manuscripts covered a lot of the downtime between books.”

We call this color: Return of the Royal Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7541C - 651C - 309C- 122C - 2602C - 7547C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
TheTimeLord
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Pinball Wizard by Ben Douglass & Evan Ferstenfeld
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