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Pirate Trip

by Brian Eliseo

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Arrr, Y'all Be Trippin'

Aye, I be a laid-back corsair most of the time. But some things just stir up me gall, ye know? Ye don't gallivant around in a wheelchair if ye can walk. Ye don't panhandle with a tin cup and sunglasses if ye can see. And ye don't prance about on wooden legs if ye've still got the flesh and blood legs ye were born with. I suffered for the right to wear this pegleg! Me vigilante treatment of this pegleg poseur may seem harsh - but ye should see what I do to bilge rats what wear phony hook-hands.

This shirt was designed by: New York City-based graphic designer and web developer Brian Eliseo. He's done work for the New York Times, the American Lung Association, Pfizer, and...Shirt.Woot? Way to louse up an impeccable resume, Brian.

Wear this shirt to: put faux-pegleggers on notice.

Don’t wear this shirt to: circuses or parades. Pro stilt-walkers don't take kindly to pirates calling them phonies.

This shirt tells the world: "It's not the size of your wooden proxy-leg that matters, but how you swing it."

We call this color: Authentic Imitation Wood-Tone Brown.

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Features

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Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Pirate Trip by Brian Eliseo
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