Playing Koi

by Patrickspens

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Go Fish

1st place in Derby #236: Watercolors, with 1076 votes!

Good news, everyone! Now you can try out wearing koi fish on your body before getting them permanently inked into your tender flesh!

It happens to everyone. You want a tattoo because all the cool kids have them, but you don’t really know what to get. And then you think, “Hey, Koi fish tattoos are popular. That barista with the ring in her nose down at the coffee shop has one, anyway. I should get one of those.” And then you do a little research on the Internet and find that Koi swimming upstream sorta-kinda represents overcoming great adversity, which immediately reminds you of the time your Xbox got the Red Ring of Death. Oh yeah, dude. You’re getting a Koi Fish.

But before you let some guy in a rockabilly shirt carve up your bicep with his needles, maybe you oughta think about trying on the Koi for size with this t-shirt. Wear around, show it off, and see if the barista smiles when you tell her how hard it was not being able to play Call of Duty for the three days it took you to buy a new video game console. If it works out, fantastic! And if you don’t like it, at least you can take the shirt off, you know?

Wear this shirt: when you want to inspire your pet goldfish.

Don’t wear this shirt: as you attempt to liberate the fish swimming in the local Asian buffet’s fountain. You’ll look suspicious.

This shirt tells the world: “Just keep swimming.”

We call this color: This Is A T-Shirt/It Has A White Coloring/The Jealous Crane Dies

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Features

Pantone Colors:
458C - 107C - 172C - 7473C - 7501C - Pantone Black 3C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.000s
First Sucker:
DatTanMan
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 5% joined today
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  • 24% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Playing Koi by Patrickspens
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