Playing With My Heart

by Tobe Fonseca

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Consult the Auricle

I do believe you systole my heart!

”Ugh, I’m not getting anywhere with the ladies, Trodd. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.”

”Alright, let’s do some troubleshooting. Lay a couple of your lines on me.”

”Okay, here’s one: Is it hot in here, or is it just your squamous endothelium layer?”

”Uh.”

”Are your legs tired? Because your Purkinje fibers have been running through my mind all day!”

"No. Don’t say that ever."

”If I told you you’ve got a great pulmonary trunk, would you hold it against me?”

”What are you even -“

”Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your aorta."

"These are the worst lin-“

”If I could rearrange your left subclavian vein -“

”Stop. Just ask about the weather.”

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 15.25” x 17.14“ 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11.25” x 12.6”
K8 - K4: 5.25” x 10”

Pantone Color(s): 5005c - 185c - Black

Shirt Color: Slate

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Eco-Mock Twist Ringer Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
S - 2X: 15.25” x 17.14“ 

Pantone Color(s): 5005c - 185c - Black 

Shirt Color: Eco Black

Features:

  • Men's Slim Fit
  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Dominican Republic
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Garment Specs Small Medium Large X-Large 2X-Large
Chest (inches) 36-38 39-41 42-44 45-47 48-50
Waist (inches) 28-30 31-33 34-36 37-39 40-42
Hip (inches) 35-37 38-40 41-43 44-46 47-49

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 50.007s
First Sucker:
shortman
Last Wooter to Woot:
luistaleno

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Playing With My Heart by Tobe Fonseca
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