Plutonium: Powers This Shirt

by uhhuhhuhhuh

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
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This Are Plu-Tone

We should’ve known that the radioactive elements would dominate this Derby. They got the action, they got the motion, oh yeah, those neutrons can play. This valentine to that sexy minx plutonium gets the element’s glow right (orange, not green) while it keeps your heart toasty with its nuclear warmth. It’s fashion too cheap to meter!

If your heart gets a little too toasty, though, jump into a cooling tank. You do have an IAEA-approved cooling tank at your house, right?

This shirt was designed by: Derby entrant uhhuhhuhhuh, whose username deserves a round of applause. Never have two little letters said so little.

Wear this shirt: if you want to develop super powers. No, we don’t know that it has any ability-enhancing qualities. But wouldn’t you feel stupid if you didn’t buy it, and then it did?

Don’t wear this shirt: for more than 12 hours per day without protective equipment.

This shirt tells the world: “Up and at them!”

We call this color: White-239.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
156C - 1375C - 166C - 159C - 446C - Cool Gray 1C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
Zipway
Last Wooter to Woot:
joshd423

Purchaser Experience

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  • 7% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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Plutonium: Powers This Shirt by uhhuhhuhhuh
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.