Pocket FishMan

by SkekTek

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Aquarium? Damn Near Killed ‘Im

2nd Place in Derby #29 (Trompe L’Oeil), with 688 votes!

OK, OK, in retrospect, maybe it wasn’t the most foresighted idea to ride my bike to the pet store. I was distraught, OK? Conan, my beloved beta, had just passed away after four wonderful months. I knew, if I didn’t get a replacement immediately, I’d never be able to move on with my life. Good thing I was wearing my pocket T. And Red Sonja didn’t seem to mind the ride. It sure beats ordering aquatic creatures through the mail. What kind of a nut does that?

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot user SkekTek, who we always have good feelings about because that username reminds us of the episode of King of the Hill where Dale gets a job with StikTek.

Wear this shirt: to Petsmart. With any luck, they’ll stop you for shoplifting. You can make a big a scene about it and then sue them for public embarrassment. By the time it’s over, you’ll own the place.

Don’t wear this shirt: and put an actual fish-in-a-bag in the pocket, especially around people who’ve seen you wear it before. One false assumption on their part could lead to disaster.

This shirt tells the world: “Is that a fish in my pocket, or am I just wearing a shirt designed to give the casual observer that impression?”

We call this color: Algae.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone Black C-White- 741C- 33C- 741C- 56C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

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Pocket FishMan by SkekTek
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