Poison Apple

by Lim Heng Swee

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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You think Jobs is playing around here?

The man wears mock necks 24/7. He doesn’t play around.

Listen, Adobe. I come to you under a white flag to try and warn you: a little collateral damage like a dead JLA member isn’t going to stop this guy. He’s put out an iFatwa on all things Flash, and he doesn’t let a failed launch set him back.

You guys have to back off the digs in the press. Accept that the Church of One Button has decided you’re heretics and just, I don’t know, can you try a new business model or something?

Why can’t you just let this go?! Who has to go next? Grand Master Flash? Flash Gordon?

WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR THE MADNESS TO STOP?!

Wear this shirt: While using your sleek, sophisticated, extremely expensive-but-not-all-that-customizable computer.

Don’t wear this shirt: To Cupertino. Lately they haven’t been taking jokes so well.

This shirt tells the world: “The needs of the mock neck outweigh the needs of everyone else on earth.”

We call this color: Navy gonna be allowed on this platform

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7499C - 107C- 1795C - 425C - black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 47.000s
First Sucker:
strahdd
Last Wooter to Woot:
DawnoftheBrick

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 18% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Poison Apple by Lim Heng Swee
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