Polite Pete

by Corey Everett

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You’re Talking Out Your Tailpipe

All-new for 2008, it’s Polite Pete™, the adorable microcar that’s small in size but big on manners! Other cars spew noxious gas all day long without a second thought. Not Polite Pete! His patented PowerCourtesy™ technology offers an appropriate apology for any embarrassing emission, admission, or omission! From harmless fender-benders to multiple-fatality drunk-driving pileups, Polite Pete will help smooth over hurt feelings, and just maybe keep you out of the courtroom. Optional Spanish, Chinese (Mandarin or Cantonese), Tagalog, and Vietnamese ApologyPacks™ are available to keep up with these changing times. Goodbye, road rage – hello, road courtesy! Driving Polite Pete means never having to say you’re sorry!

This shirt was designed by: Corey Everett, a Philadelphia artist, designer, husband, and father who enjoys talking to his car.

Wear this shirt: to the electric chair. The governor probably won’t respond, but at least you’ll die hilarious.

Don’t wear this shirt: as a substitute for apologizing for your own “exhaust fumes.”

This shirt tells the world: “My ideal car combines advanced, future-forward engineering with old-fashioned common courtesy.”

We call this color: It’s Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Cream.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
BlackC - Cool Gray 11C White - 1655C - 1795C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Polite Pete by Corey Everett
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