Portuguese Man O' Hugs

by ApeLad

$11.00$14.00

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Tee
Baby Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 11 - Apr 14
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Apr 07
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Names

Make sure you know what they're called.

Some lesser known names for the Portuguese Man O'War:

  • Jelly The Kid
  • Yao Sting
  • Tenta-KILLS
  • AHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Ol' Painful Squish-Squish
  • Blob Sagat
  • If Hugs Could Kill
  • Svenomgali
  • Aqua-turds
  • Call Me Jelly Fishmael
  • Sea-phen Sea-gall 
  • Wave Boggs
  • EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER
  • Swimothy Dalton
  • The Super Evil Chicken of the Sea​
  • Li'l Feisty Otis
  • The Ex-salted
  • Ocean Bean

And there are many more. In fact, why don't you post yours in the comments?

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 13” x 13.25”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 9.25”

Pantone Color(s):
White - 642c - 194c - 668 - 274c 

Shirt Color: Baby Blue

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Unisex Poly Tank

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 13” x 13.25”

Pantone Color(s): 
White - 642c - 194c - 668 - 274c

Shirt Color: Neon Heather Blue

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Garment Specs Small Medium Large X-Large
Chest Width (inches) 17 18-1/2 20 21-1/2
Front Body Length (inches) 28 29 30 31

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 8.557s
First Sucker:
shealafemme
Last Wooter to Woot:
jimd1981

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
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Woots by State

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Portuguese Man O' Hugs by ApeLad
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