2nd place in Derby #254: Trompe-l'œil, with 611 votes!

You guys, I got good news! We here at Deon's Custom Decals have scored a hot new contract! We've been commissioned to put together the biggest decal on Earth. Well, that's a bit misleading. Because it won't be on Earth.

You see, we actually talked to a representative from the Planet Earth, and they're looking for something big to put in the sky. Some sort of bright beacon to cut through the dark and alight the night. Other stipulation: needs to provoke wolves.

Yeah, not sure about that part, but whatever. When someone comes in and says, "We'll pay you guys seven figures, put something together" you don't say, "What do you have against wolves?" You say, "Anything you want!"

And I know, you guys: it's more conceptual than all the stuff we do for the race cars. But c'mon. We can come up with something, right? I mean, we're only talking about a thing that'll be up a few billion years...

Wear this shirt: to the man-made lake.

Don't wear this shirt: in front of telescopes.

This shirt tells the world: "The state of the moon weighs heavy on my heart."

We call this color: pitch black as a moon-less night.

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