Princesses Can Pew! Pew! Too

by walmazan

$15.00 + free shipping

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Castle Comes Down

3rd Place in Derby #353: Galactic Battles, with 244 votes!

Oh, I get it! It's, like, an Anti-Royalty message. "Princess can poo poo!" Like Princess be all like, "I am the daughter of a king and queen, and therefore my $&%# don't stink," and shirt is all like, "Yo, Princess, you're no better than any one of us. We're all human beings with the same unfortunate bodily functions, so get over yourself, amirite?" 

Nice one, Woot! Down with the monarchy! Down with the aristocracy! Anarchy in the UK! WAHOOO! YEAH!!!! *BING, BANG, BAJOING* Those are sounds of me hitting things in celebration of this amazing anti-imperialist shirt! Take that, royalty everywhere! YEAHHHH!!!

Oh wait, it's "pew pew," not "poo poo," isn't it? Well, what the heck does that mean? 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  11” x 10.3” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 8.45”

Pantone Colors:
White - 514c - 433c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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0m 45.662s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 10% joined today
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  • 11% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
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Princesses Can Pew! Pew! Too by walmazan
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